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M.I.A TRYING HARD TO BACK IN FULL EFFECT!

INDIO, Calif. — M.I.A. gave the main stage at Coachella her best shot. It just didn’t work out.

After a strong start, a few hiccups, and a somewhat listless finale, the Grammy-nominated new mom declared at the end of her hour-long set in the desert that “next time I’m back in the tent.”

“I want to be in the sweat,” she said.

M.I.A. had performed twice in smaller tents at the music festival, in its tenth year and one of the nation’s most prestigious.

She noted earlier, “I really don’t know how to bring it on the main stage.” And her live show staples — climbing on speakers, dancing body-to-body with the crowd — didn’t quite fit the new digs. When she tried to bring some of the audience onstage Saturday night, security guards thwarted most fans.

M.I.A. ended up on a platform above the crowd performing “Bird Flu,” and asked when it was over: “Can we get some order in the place? My baby’s waiting.” She gave birth to a son in February, a few days after the Grammys.

The Killers took the main stage to close the evening. The Las Vegas-based group, who began with their most recent single “Human,” appeared far more comfortable in the setting.

Wearing a black No Limit Records T-shirt, sneakers and jeans with Day-Glo green lining, M.I.A. performed songs from her two most recent albums and gave up the spotlight to Baltimore-based protege Rye Rye for a song. While she moved alongside Day-Glo-clad dancers for a lively opening number, she stood stiffly at other times behind a podium adorned with microphones as if at a news conference.

Roaming into the audience with help of a piggyback ride, she finished with crowd favorite “Paper Planes,” lifted to hit status by appearances in “Pineapple Express” and “Slumdog Millionaire.”

But the British-born, Sri-Lankan-bred rapper pushed back against Hollywood. She slyly referenced her status as Coachella replacement for Amy Winehouse, who canceled due to visa trouble, by singing “They tried to make me do the Oscars. I said no, no, no.”

And, she noted, “I want to let you know that just ‘cuz I did the Grammys, it doesn’t mean I’ve gone all sold out.”

Though she wasn’t embracing Hollywood, some of its regulars certainly wanted to be around for her. Zac Efron was seen ducking out of the fest’s VIP area in the afternoon Saturday, and Paris Hilton posed for pictures with her new boyfriend during Thievery Corporation’s popular main stage set just before M.I.A.

Also performing Saturday were Joss Stone, TV On The Radio, Fleet Foxes — who apologized to fans after suffering repeated technical problems — and Travis Barker and DJ AM, who had the dance tent crowd roaring at their drum-assisted remixes of pop hits.

Exact figures weren’t released but crowds at the three-day festival appear to have more than doubled the approximate 75,000 population of this community southeast of Palm Springs. Police reported 17 arrests Saturday and fire officials said two people had been taken to hospitals.

Temperatures, climbing throughout the fest, were expected to hit the high 90s on Sunday, which features the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Public Enemy, My Bloody Valentine and the Cure.

PENISES BREAKING DURING “ROUGH SEX”

KINGSTON – Representatives of some hospitals revealed that more men have been fracturing their penises in recent months than any other time in Jamaica.

Checks with urologists in some of the country’s major hospitals have revealed that the “noticeable increase” in the number of cases where men fracture their members is largely attributed to the men’s obsession with daggerin’, aka rough sex.

While promising to send data regarding to the increase in the cases at a later date, one urologist from the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) said he had treated, on average, some two cases of penile fracture each month, counting from December 2008.

“We’ve noticed an increase,” the doctor said.

“Almost every other week, since late last year, there is one case for this hospital.”

Another surgeon from that facility said the majority of cases that come to the hospital are a result of extremely vigorous sex or, in most recent popular terms, ‘daggeration’.

“It’s possibly daggerin’ people tend to have a predisposition to rough sex,” the surgeon said.

“(So) during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman’s pubic bone and pops the penis.”

The situation was no different when doctors from the western end of the island were contacted.

One specialist in the field told THE STAR that broken penises had been coming into the Cornwall Regional Hospital more than usual since the start of the year.

“There has been an increase here in the number of cases. Since the year started, I’ve seen about four. Usually, we would have like three cases quarterly,” the specialist said.

The doctors could not confirm if any of the cases regarding the broken penis took place when the men were doing the dance version of daggerin’ as opposed to rough intercourse.

In a story published last September, Dr Alverston Bailey, a past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica, warned that men who suffered a penile fracture should immediately seek medical assistance as leaving it unattended might cause the penis to be permanently deformed or they might become impotent.

Bailey continued that when the penis was fractured there was a loud popping sound, followed by excruciating pain and significant swelling, causing the penis to appear deformed. He noted that in some cases, blood might be seen coming from the organ.

Fergie and Ziggy Marley Show the White House How They Roll

Fergie and Ziggy Marley had a very eggs-citing day in Washington, D.C., on Sunday.

The Associated Press reports that the Black Eyed Peas songstress and the son of reggae legend Bob Marley led the entertainment for this year’s Easter egg roll on the White House lawn, with Fergie singing the National Anthem as a warm-up to President Barack Obama’s arrival.
Announcing that the theme of this year’s egg roll was, “Let’s go play,” First Lady Michelle Obama told the crowd, “Our goal today is just to have fun. We want to focus on activity, healthy eating. We’ve got yoga, we’ve got dancing, we’ve got storytelling, we’ve got Easter Egg decorating, and we’ve got basketball, soccer as well.”

“We want everybody to think about moving their bodies,” Michelle noted.

No better way to do that than with some Fergielicious tunes and some roots-reggae rhythms.

Check out video of Fergie butchering belting out the National Anthem

GOOD LAWD TALK ABOUT MASSIVE DONK!!ANDRESSA SOARES LEADS TO PACK!!

GOOD LAWD! its got to be something in the water over there in Brazil.Here we see the most massive BUDONK that the factory has ever produced lol, Andressa Soares moves to whole planet with that earth mover she is carrying on her back! all we can say is WHOOOTY!!!!!! peep the videos below
This is Andressa Soares. From what we can find out her , she is a Playboy Model in Brazil.
Most of the info we read about her is in Portuguese. Which even in English translation, is like reading backwards. In one of the photos, she was forced at this Playboy signing event to put an apron over her butt because her pants were too short. or was her donk to massive either way to me its ALL GOOD!!!

ISLAND FLAVOR WITH A TWIST OF DONK!!

We have lots of beautiful women in the world. and I find the Sista women to be the most beautiful. just peep how this sweet Jamaican Honey rules the runway!! NUFF RESPEK!!!! WURK IT GIRL!